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I LOVE SHORTS.
LET’S FUCKING BATTLE.
SHORTS ARE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR
me when drunk
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You know that song Camptown Races?
Imagine these as the lyrics:
Guess who feels like a jerk right now?
Rob does, Rob does.
Guess who should learn to use his brain?
Rob sure fucking does!
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10 Things You Should Know About Me Before I Come Over
- There are two kinds of messy: slobbish, where you’re living like a pig, and messy, when there are clothes and other stuff upon the floor. Worry about slobbish.
- I really won’t care what we watch on TV because chances are we won’t watch the TV, we’ll just talk.
- If you live in an apartment, I will be confused and upset with you if you have no sense of direction when giving me directions to your specific apartment.
- If I have nothing to do the next day, I will sleep forever.
- You might say you look rough, but chances are, I’ve seen you when you look fabulous. I’m not there to look at you, I’m there to spend time getting to know you.
- I will say something if your apartment/house smells awry, whatever it may be.
- If you offer me food or a drink when I first arrive, I will say no. If you ask again in 30-60 minutes, I will probably say yes.
- If you live with roommates (or parents), I obviously don’t mind if they show up but please tell me that you live with them. I will be confused if they show up if I don’t know they live there. Also, please introduce us. Awk.
- I don’t like to discuss politics or religion. I will not discuss them with your roommates.
- I’ll sing along with your music. I. Will. As long as I know the words (: If you don’t want me to sing, don’t turn on your music (: But if you turn on music, I don’t mind.
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Diphallia is a rare medical condition in which a male infant is born with two penises.
that shit cray….
I’m soRRY WAT
the fuck
Don’t normally post stuff like this but…
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d’awwwww
if only you guys could see my face right now…literally this is the cutest thing ever. words.
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holy fucking woah, wonder if you’d die if you went in.
no it would take you to narnia ^
Wow
wait wtf are these things called again……
WHRILPOOL YEAH
oh shit the only one i’ve ever seen was the one in K.ids N.ext D.oor lololol
some bitch tried to divide by zero
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Reblog if you think gay marriage should be legal.
THE NOTES
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