1. anus:

    awh there’s a ladybug on my screen

    (via howglorygoes)

     

  2. narwhal-noir:

    I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

    (via zackisontumblr)

     
  3. enchilacla:

    the tables have turned.

    (via zackisontumblr)

     
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  6. hagakures-burger:

    bennybones-cumbercheeks:

    lordoftheinternet:

    poptech:

    And the highest paid public employee in your state is…

    are you fucking kidding me

    Do you ever just see America’s priorities and cry?

    (via howglorygoes)

     
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  8. lovesexdevotion:

    That was so beautiful

    (Source: johto-jordan, via rapi)

     

  9. sniffing:

    when you’re starving and a friend offers you a piece of their food

    image

    (via beyondinfinitly)

     
  10. rapi:

    bath-tub:

    rapi:

    bath-tub:

    rapi:

    bath-tub:

    rapi:

    bath-tub:

    such a great answer (x)

    Fag

    Doesn’t mean we want him here =|

    Boohoo

    bath-tub, I’m going to destroy your drain.

    My drain is wide-set and durable 😔

    With a heavy flow?

    Yass , gaga

    You look so good

    I hate you.

    Are you fucking kidding me?! How are literally no people angry about the use of the word “fag”?! Yeah, he ain’t that great but he’s still gay and part of the gay community. Get yourself together.

    (Source: daily-gr4ce)

     
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  12. xeiko:

    high-ryanlion-flyin:

    Just in case you weren’t on the moon last night. This is what earth looked like from the moon’s perspective 

    WHOA

    (via maintain--control)

     
  13. criddagucci:

    the bucket residence, the lady of the house speaking

    (Source: chafedaddy, via applecrumblenfish)

     
  14. ruinedchildhood:

    Bikini Bottom just got real..

    (via zackisontumblr)

     
     
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